Friday, May 05, 2006

The Eternal Pregnancy

I can not believe we have made it to May 5. I feel like I've crossed into some alternative reality (hell) where I will never have this baby. I am doomed to spend eternity fully pregnant; underrested, uncomfortable and desperately waiting for a baby who will never come!

Maybe I'll make the cover of one of those tabloids, like "woman gives birth to eighty-pound baby!"

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