Sitting up like a big girl
Roughhousing with my cuz
I dunno, this one's just funny
I was trying to tell Gina some classic stories the other day, like Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood, and I realized that I don't even remember them. Plus, aren't they all pretty gross? The wolf eats Goldilocks and her grandma and then a woodcutter cuts them out of his stomach, right? Do the bears eat Goldilocks? Hansel and Gretel burn the witch in an oven, I remember. All of our stories were so miserable when we were kids. Like Dumbo and Bambi and the Land Before Time; the mothers die in all those movies!
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